Pu$$y Weed

2014-01-29

Abbi decides to stop bumming off of Ilana and buy her own weed, and Ilana tries to be an adult by doing her own taxes.

Working Girls

2014-02-05

Abbi goes to the ends of the Earth to get a package for her hot neighbor, and Ilana juggles two jobs – terribly.

The Lockout

2014-02-12

With Abbi's big gallery debut just hours away, the girls find themselves locked out of both of their apartments with nowhere to get ready.

Fattest Asses

2014-02-19

Determined to escape their day-to-day routines, Abbi and Ilana attend a party and end up going home with a pair of questionable DJ roommates.

Stolen Phone

2014-02-26

Abbi and Ilana travel to all of their least favorite parts of New York City in search of Abbi's stolen phone, and Ilana hooks up with a guy who's in a terrible improv group.

Hurricane Wanda

2014-03-05

With Hurricane Wanda raging outside their window, the girls are forced to weather the storm with Bevers and his equally inappropriate sister.

Destination: Wedding

2014-03-12

Abbi, Ilana, Lincoln and two of their old friends resort to a variety of increasingly desperate methods of transportation in their attempt to get to a wedding in Connecticut.

Apartment Hunters

2014-03-19

Abbi looks for a new place to live after walking in on Bevers masturbating, and Ilana tries to confront a cable company that has been inexplicably charging her for months.

The Last Supper

2014-03-26

The girls go to a fancy restaurant for Abbi's 26th birthday, but the evening quickly sours after Abbi pees out a condom and Ilana reveals that she has a shellfish allergy.